Meals on Wheels

So I heard this joke and I am wondering where my meals on wheels are.....    Meals on wheels is no joking matter...

 A cat died and went to Heaven.  God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years.  Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

 The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.  I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

 God said, 'Say no more.'  Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

 A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.  God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
 The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms!  If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'

 God answered, 'It is done.'  All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

 About a week later, God decided to check on the cat..  He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.  God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay?  How have you been doing?  Are you happy?'

 The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.  I have never been so happy in my life.  The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

Start spreading the News. UPDATE!

This is me Tony.

I am Tony the Tiger, and I say their Great!

So I came home from the hospital. Nothing that I was tested for came back conclusive, and nothing conclusive can tell me what caused me to loose so much weight. It has been determined that I have been exposed to FIP.  For those of you who want to know more about this disease you can read up on it here.

So Mom says I have weird sleeping habits.

What don't your cats straddle what they are sleeping on?

I don't understand why Mom always laughs at the ways I tend to sleep.

 If I could just get that itch! I am just too tired to reach it right now.  

Cue music, "Throw your leg over my shoulder". Doesn't everyone sleep like this?